ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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