oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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