I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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