What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
i've created a new STD.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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