I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
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