I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I enjoy the company of your penis
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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