You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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