I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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