hell yes lets make some ravioli
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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