my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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