Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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