But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
We had sex on a dog bed..
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
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