he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Randomize
