UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Randomize
