im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
do nipples grow back?
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