i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
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