I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
So. Much. Porn.
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