he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
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