We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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