what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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