dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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