a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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