What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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