You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
