The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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