So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
He called his prostate his "boner button".
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
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