Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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