Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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