I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
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