I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
Randomize
