there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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