batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
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