would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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