that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Im part way to drunk.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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