i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
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