If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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