garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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