I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
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