my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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