A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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