You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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