sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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