this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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