Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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