She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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