Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I'm really into asian looking animals
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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