pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
vagina is talking i cant
Operation Purity has been aborted
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
