billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
Randomize