I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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