Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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