did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
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