Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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