That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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