people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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