she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
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