I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
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